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November 26, 1993
Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the Earth's axis
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram warning you to "Back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else
(A clip (previously shown on one of the first CBS shows) is shown of a
"fat" Dave eating a big bag of potato chips)
3. Getting off your couch requires help of the fire department
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt
1. You're sweatin' gravy